The Two Cow Theory That Perfectly Describes Your Favorite Websites

By now, you may have seen the two cow theory of economics. Now see your favorite sites explained... by two cows.

Twitter

TwitterThe Real Cape

You have two cows on Twitter. @Dairycow is tweeting pictures tagged #grassporn. @Beefcow has an egg avatar and is just trolling political candidates.

Facebook

FacebookThe Pioneer Woman

You have two cows on Facebook. Their milk situation is complicated and Mark Zuckerberg & Crew know everything about their pasture.

Instagram

InstagramSamanage

You have two cows on Instagram. One posts selfies daily. The other tries to like every picture on their feed, but struggles because of their cloven hooves.

Tinder

TinderCattle Today

You have two cows on Tinder. One is looking for Mr. Right. The other is looking for Mr. Right Now.

eHarmony

eHarmonyDesktop Nexus

You have two cows on eHarmony. One is looking for Mr. Right. The other gave up a really long time ago.

Tumblr

TumblrKevin Pletcher

You have two cows on Tumblr. One has so many feels it can't even. The other needs a trigger warning.

Buzzfeed.

Buzzfeed.My Daily Cow

You have two cows on Buzzfeed. Which one are you?

Google+

Google+The Pioneer Woman

You have two cows on Google+. One is 50 years old. The other was forced to sign up.

Reddit

RedditPinterest user mihalikfamily

You have two cows on Reddit. One is looking at gifs of other farm animals and trolling in the comments. The other is circlemilking for that sweet, sweet karma.

LinkedIn

LinkedInLifesize Models

You have two cows on LinkedIn. One has a well-updated profile and finds new connections daily. The other hasn't logged in in three years.

Pinterest

PinterestElephant Journal

You have two cows on Pinterest. One has over 10,000 pins to prepare for her wedding day. The other is curating a list of organization tips that she'll never implement on her farm.

Amazon

AmazonTripAdvisor

You have two cows on Amazon. One literally cannot stop buying things because she just got Prime. The other is lamenting the impact on local businesses.

eBay

eBayAlternet

You have two cows on eBay. Both were an unwanted gift from your Aunt Judy and are in good used condition. They are available to Buy It Now.

Foursquare

FoursquareImage Kind

You have two cows on Foursquare. One checks in every time they step into a new room. The other can't understand why they created Swarm in the first place.

Weibo

WeiboDreamstime

You have two cows on Weibo. One, naturally, is from China. The other really wishes she was.

MySpace

MySpace4fun

You have two cows on MySpace. One doesn't realize it's not 2004. The other is Justin Timberlake.